If you're interested - Lazy gits...

 According to the Daily Mirror...researchers have announced that the average working smoker spends a year of their working life on a fag break which of course has pissed off employers who are paying them to do so and colleagues who do not enjoy this financial bonus..but it got me thinking how much time do we actually spend working in a normal working day...
The research calculated that a smoker would enjoy three seperate 15 minute breaks each day over a working life of 44.5 years and this constituted a year.
So 45 minutes per day smoking...what about bodily functions..say one 20 min dump and at least five 5 min tinkles per day equates to another 45 minutes...mooching around the coffee machine say four occasions at 10 minutes each...130 minutes so far..flirting with the postboy or receptionist..15 minutes...daydreaming about the shag you had the night before or wondering where your next one is coming from another 15 minutes and of couse luridly fantasizing about you and the boss's PA stuck in the executive lift...crikey at least 20 minutes on that one...mundane activities..surfing the internet to book a holiday...Tesco shop or generally have a lark another 15 minutes..writing your blog 30 minutes interspersed throughout the day..and phoning your partner another 15 minutes  TOTAL 240 minutes or 4 HOURS out of a normal working day of 7.5 hours...lazy idle bastards..no wonder the GNP is plummetting like a stone..